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Obviously I need some help orienteering through my week.

It’s bad when you lose a whole day in your brain when in actuality you haven’t lost a day at all. What? I’m so confused! Perhaps it’s time to hang up the calendar in a place that makes practical sense (i.e. not the closet.) It’s not my fault that as soon as network television goes on hiatus, my navigation of time and space go a little wonky. Then again, they say that not all who wander are lost. Haven’t figured out who “they” are yet.

Here’s a recap of the week:

  • Monday – It’s hot and sunny. Stuff gets done-ish. Stuff gets written. Tweet a little. House finale.
  • Tuesday – It’s hot and sunny. Stuff gets done. Emails get written. Fruit fly invasion. Saw a bobcat. NCIS re-runs.
  • Wednesday –  It’s really hot and sunny. Stuff gets done. Interview with a curator. Dinner with friend. Beer. Burn Notice.
  • (thirsty) Thursday – (Thirsty mostly because it’s…) still hot, still sunny. Anything could happen. Blogging could happen..

I was going to post something along the lines of “Six Sentence Sunday” because I’m not above shamelessly flaunting some written stuff, but then I figured out that today isn’t Sunday. IT’S THURSDAY, dammit!

I’ll conclude this with a .GIF I ganked  from somebody’s obsessive Tumblr account. It’s enough to scare me into next week.





Welcome to the Anti-Heroic, a blog about something, including but not limited to:

– Writing & Literature in general
– My life and my opinions
– Creative thought
– TV shows and other mindless pursuits

Reading may cause nausea, vomiting, motion sickness, car sickness, sea sickness, reality sickness, fiery urine, unexplainable fear of federal agents, illusions of grandeur, cat scratch fever, a sudden desire to visit Baltimore, or rashes in the shape of US territories.

You may also need your passport to proceed. Other warnings include:

– Unintelligible French
– Flaming liberalism
– Non sequitur thought
– Uncensored photos of a handsome German shepherd

You may want to seek help if you have been reading this for more than four hours.


Bon voyage
God reise
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طريق السلامة
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